By WILLIAM CLODIUS
Los Alamos

The Angry Staffer on X provided a summary of Trump’s, April 1, 2026, speech on the war with Iran that those who didn’t have the time to listen to the speech or were confused by the speech might find edifying.

Iran won’t close the Strait

Iran better open the Strait

Iran has 2 days to open the Strait

Iran has a week to open the Strait

NATO, open the Strait

I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened

I don’t care about the Strait

No ceasefire till Strait is open

Trump’s speech didn’t seem to be intended as an April Fools joke.